ohdickins:

littl-ebird:

laviesanspeur:

lightly-living:

iam-livingdeadgirl:

nevvzealand:

one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days

i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too

MY LIFE IS A LIE

NO

well

(Source: lon-gnome)

zooeyclairedeschahell:

“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy

little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi

(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel)

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

dunrath:

I wish people would just listen to music they enjoy. Not music Tumblr tells them to enjoy. 

squidwurd:

squidwurd:

i burn calories by insulting them

“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”

meladoodle:

coolgirlfriend:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

(Source: hotanimegirl)

brbjellyfishing:

Maroon√25

methlabrador:

[tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring it back now yall

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell