one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too
MY LIFE IS A LIE
“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
I wish people would just listen to music they enjoy. Not music Tumblr tells them to enjoy.
i burn calories by insulting them
“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
[tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring it back now yall